So I’m avoiding work – work at 9:42pm, but I digress – and I log into MySpace. Perhaps I’ll have a new friend invite or read a funny bulletin or, what’s this… A new message! And so I click on it, my excitement rising – as I don’t get many messages on MySpace. The page has loaded and what do I see? A message from a large, black man from La Jolla, California named Dino. My excitement wans, but I click on the email anyways. I read this colorful message:

hey, whats up bro. Im actually contacting you and a few others about doing some adult films and adult photography here in In the San Diego, Ca area. Im going to be in the kansas city area to do interviews. THIS WILL ONLY BE A ONE DAY CHANCE IN KANSAS FOR YOU TO COME AND GET YOURSELF NOTICED!!

almost all work is nude.so you will have to be comfortable with that. Even so, the work is very professional and classy!

Im a recruiter for phenome productions!!

here our are rates that you can be paid if your look is approved.

photography-$110 per hour or more possibly
video-$1,000 dollars per video or more possibly.

You don not have to pay any fees at all!

not everyone recieves this e-mail..only qualifying looks do!!

all your flight and hotel expenses are paid by the company!

give me a call soon if interested!

www.phenomeproductions.com

619-276-8000 Ext-110
name-DINO

Ohhhh Dino, you heartwarming soul, you.

6 Responses to “I Could Do Porn, Seriously”

  1. Becky Says:

    Um…no.

  2. Dean Says:

    I got the same message on my myspace thing. I gave it to my friends, and seriously considered blogging it everywhere I could, and making it a bulletin…but whatever.

  3. Chris Says:

    James,

    On your wordpress plugin “Page Restriction” when I restrict a page, it is blank instead of forwarding to the login.php. How do I make it correctly forward to login.php?

    Chris

  4. Dino Says:

    Yo, Bro!

    If ya’ll don’t “measure UP” to my offer that’s fine – just don’t be dissin’ my thinking ’bout you first. Didn’t realize you have no interest in hetero porn!

  5. Terror wabbit Says:

    If you “could” do porn, you would do porn.. It’s not just about “yay im having sex” it’s about can you handle the camera being over you while your having sex and not bust a nut in 2 seconds… so no, you can’t do porn, it’s not in your makeup to do it.. if it was, you’d be doing it..lol..

    everyone loves porn lol.. their just scared to admit it.. and I bet you dam sure considered it.. I know I would consider it..lol..

  6. James Asher Says:

    You make porn out to be some kind of mystical thing, it’s not. I’m not saying everyone could do porn, but it’s not like you need a higher education to do it.

    As for my, myself, I’m not going to get into a pointless back and forth over whether or not I could or could not do porn, that isn’t the issue. This post was simply about an interesting message I got, the end. Though, I find it interesting that you know nothing about me, yet feel fine with passing judgment on me.

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