You have your white russians. You have your black russians. I present to you, dear internet, the brown russian:

Brown Russian
1/3 vodka
1/3 coffee liqueur
1/3 chocolate milk

I swear, it puts the other two russians to shame. I invented it. You heard it here first, folks.

6 Responses to “Brown Russian”

  1. James Says:

    So I was randomly browsing on Google and I found this:, it’s a recipe for a Brown Russian drink. HOWEVER, theirs doesn’t really seem like anything that would be in the “russian family”. It uses vodka and godiva liqueur. So I think mine wins.

  2. Jackie Says:

    Bah, I’ve had your version a lot you crazy. They’re ok, but chocolate milk kind of makes me gag.

  3. James Says:

    They are good, end of story.

  4. Jeff Croft Says:

    I’m a bit late to the party here, but I have to say I’m going to give this a go. Russians of all types are my drink of choice, but I’ve not tried the chocolate milk variety.

    Excited to see what brown can do for me.

  5. James Says:

    They’re just so good, they really are. If you do try it, let me know what you think. I accept royalty payments. :-)

    Also, for the best White Russian in town, go to the best restaurant in town: Harry’s Uptown. They’re so good there.

  6. Guy Says:

    try a white russian (half and half, not milk) with chocolate syrup. loses the gaggy taste. call it a ‘mud butt’. and you’re welcome.

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